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Thursday, July 07, 2005
谢谢姐姐！
我爱你
（Rick...还有谢你, 虽然你很笨的，但是你也很好的人，很开心的朋友）
Posted at 02:42 pm by meilin
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Monday, June 20, 2005
Heya everywan...
Sorry about last post...in a much better mood today! - haha...even though I shouldn't be because I still have SOOOO much work! haha...well...lemme c...ohh yeh I talked to my lil brother today...yeh he's turning 8 on Saturday and rang me up to *invite* me to his party on Fri night! hahaha (btw: if u haven't already guessed we don't live together...)but yeh...so we got talking and then the conversation reached a point where he was talking about some film being set in Madagascar...and then I said to him "Do you even know where is Madagascar?" - he said "yeh, it's that little purple place on a map!" - I thought this was just soo cute! - anyways...here's some of the conversation we had after that! haha...(sorry Jie...I know u already know this...but too bad! I don't wanna forget it so I'm putting it up here!)
Bodi (thtz my Bro btw:p) : "You know what? I think I am ALMOST as smart as Roxanne (My 11yr old sister)
Me: "Really?"
Bodi: "Yeh, I know lots of hard to know stuff, actually why don't you get a piece of papers out and write down all the smart and hard to know things I say, then you can tell if I am smarter or not."
Me:"Ok, I've got a pen...now tell me!"
Bodi:"Ok well...I know that Bali is a famous country..."
Me:"Why do you say that?"
Bodi:"Because heaps of people go there and terrorisers in Afghanistan are bombing there because they're stealing the people who would go to afghanistan instead (I think he meant tourists!:p), , I also know...that Asia and Indonesia are in the same country:P - Ummm I know about measurement...three hundred metres would be...NO four hundred metres would be as long as Glyndburn Road, I know that Holdens and Fords are very popular cars, and very fast cars....because only holdens and fords won that cup thing!:P (this is classic!:P) - Also...u know that church that is at Noorwood....the one near that ugly silver place??? Well the stick on top of it would be three metres high!....And.. actually hmmm....I don't know much! Thats all!" :p
Ahhh I LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCH!!! - Infact on his birthday I might do a little tribute to him!;)
Newayz...the main object of my post tonight was to introduce a new system that I have adopted for my blog...where....I am gonna write the song of the week after each entry and then you can download it using a hyperlink 4 only 7 days after the entry was created... - I hope this system works well! - I don't know if many people will use it or not...so just tell me... - if u used it...I would love feedback thx....
Ok well I must study now...so take care everywan and GOD BLE!SS!
!美!
 Song For The Week: "For Fruits Basket"
- Opening of the anime "fruits basket"
Posted at 10:42 pm by meilin
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Saturday, June 18, 2005
Why am I here? What am I waiting for?
Ok...if you don't want to read random, hate letters to "LIFE" then don't read on...because I am just in that mood where I need to get out my feelings and just SAY what I'm feeling like...
wElL...put it this way, I woke up today and was thinking of what I should do today...then I realised that really I CAN'T do anything apart from STUDY! - and last week when I told myself that all I would do is study then I basically procrastinated the whole time...so I decided well...if all you're going to do this weekend is procrastinate and waste the day...then you may as well go out and do something...to which I soon found many reasons of why I CAN'T do that things...and how much my life really SUX right now...I honestly don't know what I'm waiting for...I keep telling myself...ahh well...don't worry if it's SHIT now...It'll get better later...your leading towards something,....BUT AM I???? I don't think I am really...I can see now that I'm not going to get the course I want in UNI...and probably won't get any course at all! then, also I don't have a job, therefore I don't have money...and that way I will NEVER be able to do the things I want to do...I'm wasting my time studying as I STILL don't learn! - As is reflected in 95% of all the work I've submitted for school this year...I really don't see the point in going through all this stress when I'm just going to FAIL anyway....and I am soooo SICK TO DEATH of people saying stuff like..."Ohhh don't worry, you're smart....you'll be fine!" - YEH WELL FUCK OFF OK!!!! HoW tHe HeLl Do YoU kNoW i'M sMaRt Eh? - I'm NoT oK? - And especially pissed @ ppl that say..." Ahhh no your Chinese is sooo good man...you're going to do really well..." - ALSO WTF? CHINESE IS NOT ONLY ABOUT SPEAKING IT AND HAVING THOUGHTLESS CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR TEACHER AND BEING TESTED ON FLUENCY! AIYO! - Of course my fucking spoken Chinese is seems like it's good...because I only use the words I know! DUH! - However what's required of me at school is sooo much MORE than that! - Fucking hell....(And I am not meaning to hurt any one's feeling here....esp those people that say this to me...but really I am just angry at myself...and I want you to understand...)
Also I am sooo sick of living with someone that is never even here...and when he is here we don't have any connection at all... - Ok it's better than living with someone that has a connection with you through their hand hitting your face...but still I WANT BETTER THAN THIS! - Why can't my family just be normal like other families? - Honestly I keep saying I'll just wait until I live by myself then everything will sort itself out...WELL HELLO! HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO LIVE BY MYSELF IF I HAVE NO MONEY, NO JOB, NO DEGREE, ETC ETC! - BASICALLY I HAVE NO LIFE!
And there is no point in thinking...Ohh man...you shouldn't feel sooo depressed...just look at the bright side...because! THERE IS NO FUCKING BRIGHT SIDE! - GOD! HAVE YOU TRIED THIS!? - Yeh right....It's like saying that in HELL THERE'S a BRIGHTSIDE>>>>IT JUST DOESN'T FUKING EXIST! - AND I AM SICK OF FEELING THIS WAY!
I think I am just going to eventually reach a close of my life and give in...that's the way I want it to be,...and if God knows me well enough then he will grant my wish...
Posted at 01:17 pm by meilin
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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Aiyo...me = TRAPPED DAMN IT!!!
Yes...the title is right...I am TRAPPED! - In a frigging room, have been ever since last night...And some sick bastard is trapping me there...hahaha...Nah...this is a cool game that Chang told me about...(thx Chang...) - But yeh you should try escaping from this room..."Crimson Room" is the easiest and gives you an idea of what to do in the game...then you are ready for 'vermillion room" and "blue chamber" - BOTH of which I am yet to complete...:( - AFTER SOOO LONG!!! - Well, here's the game site now go and try to escape http://www.fasco-cs.com - however I do warn you....this game is addictive! - So if u need to study please do that first...(UNLIKE ME!:p) - hehehe...Ok good luck guyz... if u need hints then ask me...but onli for that first room, coz like i sed haven't quite complete the last 2 yet... - GOOD LUCK!
~MEI~
Posted at 09:07 am by meilin
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Sunday, June 12, 2005
>_< WELCOME, WELCOME! >_<
Hei...how is everywan? I know I didn't update very much lately...sorry...but I just didn't feel like it...I mean I have the time but, I don't really want to blog because I am pretty much sick of thinking about my life already and I don't have much motivationto write about it at all...however, I will write this entry just 4 u guys...nah just joking...I have a few things to say acually...
Firstly...before I start...I just want to say to everyone that if you haven't heard this song 鈥滀篃璁告槑澶┾ by 寮犳儬濡, then you really should listen to it ok...honestly...It is one of the best song I ever heard...it goes on my top 10 ratings list (inside my head)...which reminds me I should update that list on the side of my blog more regularly lah...hahaha...I might do that after! - ANYWAY...if you don't have that song then download ok... if you just go to www.baidu.com and put in 涔熻鏄庡ぉ锛堝紶鎯犲锛 then you will get a few results...unfortunately 寮犳儬濡筯as an album called 涔熻鏄庡ぉ so it make it a little hard to search for...BUT...if you type exactly what I put there "涔熻鏄庡ぉ锛堝紶鎯犲锛" - without that "", then you can choose number 10...and that is the right song...called sumfing like "amei 涔熻鏄庡ぉamei" - ok....honestly you will WANT this song ok;) - It is soooooo GOOD;)
Ok well....I'll stop raving now....:p....hahahaha...
Well, on another note I went to church today (surprise surprise.....NOT!:p) - hahhaa, but the service was essentially about "Is our church a welcoming church?" - And I actually think that this is a good question to ask...because Church isn't only about being a place where people can go and be with God...but it's ALSO a place where people new or old, christian and non christian can come together and through making friends with the existing members of the church...just feel welcome and through friendship show others what being a christian is basically about...Loving each other and spending time with each other and God...through our love for one another we are helping to shine God's light on other people...I mean...I'm not saying that each of us are anywhere near as powerful as God, infact we are not powerful at all...but what I am saying is that if people can see through us as Christians what a Christian behaves and acts like and can see the work that God does in our lives...then there will be more sharing of the gospel, and a greater number of people feeling like they belong and truly BELONGING to the Christian family... - As a church it is important to make sure that everyone who walks through the doors of the church feels welcome, and that they get the sense that they WILL want to return, not just because of the connection with God (as for some people this takes a long time to realise) but maybe just because they're attracted by the welcoming and happy nature of the people in the church...I mean if the church can have a successful ministry in different parts of the world, and minister to people everywhere else...then there is no reason why this can't be just as effective in the church to start with...I think this is an important message...and if you belong to a church...you should really ask yourself..."Is my church a welcoming church?", and then think about how you can help to make it more welcoming...As Pastor John said today...just going up to newcomers, saying "Hi" and introducing them to people is the best start...then the hard bit comes...you shouldn't just dump them somewhere and then go away and chat to your friends...just invite them along...MAKE THEM WELCOME...I guess as a part of the Welcome Ministry in my church, you might be thinking that this only applies to people in Welcoming positions...but you are WRONG! If it did...then I don't think Pastor John would've wasted his breath this morning...in telling the whole congregation about it...he could've just had a meeting with the Welcome Team....but he sees how important it is for the WHOLE church to see this and act upon it...and I really believe in his words...so please consider it...And if you don't belong to a church...then come along either to my church (you can contact me for details, or go to the website : ) - Or go to the nearest church to you....and if you don't feel comfortable...then you can leave and find another one...OR, stay around...then maybe adress the church about how it operates in it's Welcome Ministry...Ok...well...I think you all get my point by now right? Sorry to write so much about it...but it is something that is very close to my heart at the moment...So get out there and WELCOME people to the Christian Community...
On a completely different note...my legs and feet are absolutely DESTROYED! after our Basketball games this afternoon...I really think that I am getting old...5hrs of basketball shouldn't make me feel bed ridden for the rest of the day, because I can't walk and am buggered...but Ahh well...I guess it is a sign that God is giving me..."DON'T PLAY BBALL WHEN YOU ARE MEANT TO STUDY!!!" - Well, I have just one thing to say...and that is...I ALSO had a LOT oF FUN! today and God, you're gonna have to try harder than that to get me to study...haha...nah...just joking, I studied most of Saturday and a little tonight...then I plan to spend the whole of tomorrow studying...So...don't worry I WILL FINISH! hahaha...Just wish I wasn't in soooo much pain! - lol;p - Aiya...I sound like a person over 50 oreddy...I think I will just shuttup now...and Grin adn Bear it...lol:p
Ummm...I have a few more things to say but...not right now...as my hands r really sore too (AIYA...SHUTTUP OREDDY:p) - However...I DO want to just wish all those people out there who have exams comming up, GOOD LUCK...and all of those people who have sooo much WORKS TO DO! (E.g. ME! hahaha, jkjk...I know there are a LOT more! ) - Just pray about it, and sit down and really do your best! - Especially Jie...I really do wish you well in your studies...as much as I would like to see you in a few weeks...I think it is much more important that you do well and concentrate on your work ok;) - (I will resist from chatting to you soo much ok;) - But u BETTER WORK! lol:p) - And also...to my fren Ayumi Chan (is that how u spell it? lol;p) ...Good luck in your exams this next few weeks ok;) - And I look forward to hearing your results LOL;p - hahahahahaha....(sorry guyz...INSIDE JOKE THERE!:P)
Anywayz guyz...I am going now...but also...Thx to Michelle for lending me sooo much addictive Inuyasha to borrow! hahaha...thx man...c u Tues...:)
Good night every wan...and God Bless...
~缇巭
Posted at 10:42 pm by meilin
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Saturday, June 04, 2005
Aiyo...the day keeps getting worse...
(MARCH...THIS WAN IS IN ENGLISH FOR YOU OK!)
Ok, well...I thought that my day on Thursday was bad, but HELL...yesterday was sooo much worse...The day started with me waking up late and almost not getting to school on time, then as soon as I arrive @ school I had a critical reading to do in English that I wasn't really prepared for (and in retrospect answered VERY VERY poorly :$)...THEN...we had a Chapel service (and u guyz are probably thinking riight...doesn't that happen all the time? Well, it used to happen once a week...but sadly now only happen about 2 times a term for Senior School pplz...:(...) - ANYWAY...during the service Mr Keatch (our chaplain) talked about "Saving" people through God's work...and how in relation to the parable of the Lost Son (Luke 15:11-32),we are like the lost son and God is the father...and sometimes although we feel lost and all, other people are out there who feel the same or far worse...so sometimes in spite of our problems...we need to act like the father for the other people out there who feel like lost sons...(Well at least this is how I interpreted this message...) - He then went on to talk about the school play that is going on at the moment...(La Miserie...OR SUMFING....maybe that is wrong...if u know then correct me ok lar?)...but anyway he was talking about how that play has 8 savings in it...(like 8 different instances where someone different is saved...) - Ok, then to sum this all up, he played a song that most of you will know..."Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence...with a major focus on the words "Wake Me Up", "Save Me"....So you can imagine that already this chapel service left quite a lasting impression on me...actually I felt for the first time in a long time that the service had a meaning...and actually may have reached a few more non-christians than it usually does...So...I left contemplating all that Mr Keatch said...
Later on in the day I went up to my friend...and discussed what is going to become of our senior school Christian Group...and what we can do (QUICKLY!!!!) to improve it...(so yeh any ideas????) - Well, that talk just left us both with a heap of agreements about what is wrong and a few ideas to think about...but nothing really much to go on...
Then, later on for English at 3:30pm we had to watch a movie @ school...ok this wouldn't be soo bad if the movie wasn't 3.5hours long!!! and if it wasn't called APOCALYSE NOW!!!! - AIYO...this movie is NOT RECOMMENDED BY ME!!! It is soooo violent and morally corrupted...AIYO...I didn't see so much horror ever come from one movie before...(Ok so it was rated R, still I didn't suspect sooo much....) - Anyway....then after this I had to go to Grip (in school uniform:(...) - anyway...I ended up waiting until 7:15 for a bus in the dark...then one finally came and almost drove straight past me! _ so during this time I was contemplating a LOT of stuff...mostly the horrors of "Apocalyse Now" but then...also after I got on the bus...I was thinking about the number of people in this world who really do need to be saved...more than I do...(now from this next bit, please don't think that I am listening into people's conversation...as it can't really be helped when two guys are sitting right next to you swearing every second word and discussing in a pretty loud voice how they are planning to kill someone....) - Anyway...all I heard (which was enough to make me sick...especially after "Apocalyse Now")...was that there was a drug deal that went rather bad...and this group of 3 guys had killed their friend...(By means of which I REFUSE TO REPEAT!...) - so now there own drug deal was going badly also...and they saw themselves in the same situation as their dead friend was...so they planned to go and kill the group that killed their friend...unexpectantly before they killed them...I was sooo shocked...honestly I sat on that bus...and I didn't know what to do...basically these two guys and whoever else was involved were heading into VERY VERY BIG TROUBLE! - but honestly...I don't think there was anything I could do...(and don't say talk to a police...because actually they don't seem to exist in Adelaide unless NOTHING is happening...and I was no where near a police station...also...I had no details...just a story and a moral...no location...names that I think were fake...and really no evidence apart from hearsay.) - anyway...so I left the bus feeling really werid...with a mixture of Mr Keatch's sermon, "Apocalypse Now" and the guys on the bus's situation...all randomly going through my mind....THEN! Ok...this i swear wouldn't happen on any normal day!....I was walking up Grenfell street...now at 7:45pm...(Quite late for GRIP already...and didn't even have a dinner yet....) - Then...I walk about 5 meters and I heard an explosion....I thought "FUCKING HELL WHAT NOW????" (excuse my language but honestly...I am rather confused and getting pissed off by now...) - So I turned around...and saw a BIN ON FIRE>>>! one that I was just walking past...then....next to that bin was a little boy (I think he was about 5/6? I don't really know...) - luckily he wasn't hurt...(well not physically...I dunno...If I went to put something in the bin at age 6 and it blew up in my face...then I would be rather emotionally affected...!!) - anyway...then he is crying and sitting on the ground just looking at the bin...until his shocked mum came up and hugged him and tried to make him stop crying...Well...at this point I am soooo PISSED OFF!@! - my brain automatically linked this incident to that of the scene in "Apocalypse Now" when a whole group of innocent Vietnamese are killed "by accident"....I was really angry...and in a way angry at God because why did I have to go through all of this experiences in one day???? Was this just a proof that my life is not as bad as I think? Well, hello there are other ways to tell me that you know!!!!!!!
Anyway...I eventually got to GRIP...late and eating dinner...then later on in the sermon Sam talked about walking alone in life...and played that song "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" by Greenday...ok...if yesterday didn't have a significant meaning to me then I dunno what the purpose of all that SHIT was!!! - Sams talk was really good and I understood a lot from it...Then after GRIPs...Deb, a good friend of mine...just came up to me and ask me something really relevant but very random...then so we had a D&M for a while (infact AGES!) and then she drive me home...at home all I did was bible study and get to find out what is the meaning of Yesterday's events...
Actually I still didn't figure out much...but I did work out that life is not fair and (quoting Alice In Wonderland here....:p) - "The world is upside down and nothing is as it seems"...however GOD helps us though times like these...and us as Christians need to be there for those who do "Walk life alone"...we need to be there as their friends just as we would like that for us...So...I leave u that bad images of "Apocalypse Now" and Bins Exploding...Crying Children, ppl running into the face of death...only to say that these are people that need God and need Christians to help...and please DO HELP...I don't know but I keep thinking...maybe I should have done something on that bus...I dunno...just pray that God is acting upon my life...and that I will know what to do when the time comes...
With that I would like to say God Bless to all....and thx to Deb, Sam, Mr Keatch and GOD for my valuable lesson learned yesterday....and not to mention the most tiring day of my life...but yeh...also a special thankyou to SONIA for her HEAPS GOOD MASSAGE last night...luv ya gurl...have a great weeek:)
Also...Jie thx for the other night and cheering me up....and I hope I can c u soon:)
And Macca...well...hope u r ok...I'll c u in 2 hours neway!:D
GOD BLESS ALL....and don't forget if you see a lost son...turn to them as a loving father would!
再见！ - 美-
Posted at 12:18 pm by meilin
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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
没有人好！
我从现在不担心什么。。。
我的好朋友都在这儿，我住在这儿的朋友不担心我。。。我就是一个很孤独人。。。
我的作业很多，动力也很少，我的感觉是难过。。。我就要消失。。。实则如果我消失我觉得大家们都很高兴。。。
哎哟。。。人们说“焦虑是感情的一阵发作“。。。可是我完全生活忧闷。。。
请神榜我啊！
我不要在这世界生活！
Posted at 09:06 pm by meilin
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Monday, May 23, 2005
Hei hei, I just fall asleep in English and really wish that I am sleeping now...Today is shit day lar...already I wait in a rain 4 a bus, then had Chinese 1st lesson, then I just read something I really didn't want to read...also have nothing to eat for whole day because my dad won't understand what is a SHOPPING! and also...I am feel sick now...and very cold + wet...(as my friend say today...is a day where wish can just dissappear! _ I sooo want that right now...) - but my friend try to make my day better ...he is good guy...tell me this jokes just now. - so I will put here...not as funny as the last wan...but ok...:) - Thx YORK:D - you have a good day too!
超級電腦
某一次電腦展，某個廠商展示出一台電腦，號稱是超級電腦。
有個小姐就對這台所謂的超級電腦很有興趣，
於是就問工作人員說這台電腦如何超級？
工作人員於是告訴她：「小姐，如果妳輸入您的基本資料在這台電腦，
他將告訴妳所有妳想要知道的事。」
這位小姐興趣高昂的輸入了基本資料，然後劈頭就問：
「超級電腦，我爸爸在哪裡？」
超級電腦於是說：「在海邊釣魚。」
小姐大笑：「你在開玩笑啊！我老爸已經死了20年了耶！」
眾人於是開始議論紛紛了，工作人員趕緊打圓場說：
「小姐，你要不要換個方式問問看？」
於是小姐想想後便問道：「超級電腦，我媽媽的丈夫在哪？」
超級電腦回答說：「小姐，你媽媽的丈夫已經死了20年了，
但是你爸爸在海邊釣魚....」
戰功
激烈的戰鬥以後，部隊裏舉行了「論功行賞」大會。
會前，將軍問一名士兵：「喂！小夥子，
在這次激戰中，你做了一些什麼？」
「將軍」兵士自豪地答道：「您聽了一定很高興，
我勇敢地衝上了一個山頭，在那裏一口氣砍掉了五十個敵人的腿！」
「砍掉他們的腿？你為什麼不砍掉他們的腦袋呢？」將軍不解。
「報告將軍，他們的腦袋都已經被人砍掉了....」
噁心的邂逅
在公車上..有一個男生站著，
而他前方坐著一個漂亮美眉，
兩人都打起瞌睡...
突然男生就給它滴了一滴口水
正好滴到美眉手臂上，只見美眉突然驚醒！
說時遲那時快～迅速的把手一舉
吸掉臂上的"汁"...
噁～噁～～！
Ok well...me is very tired now...just listening to a musics...my friend next to me just now gives me a 2 songs call - tong hua - by Guang Liang (sorry no character but I am at school...so can't) - and also another songs call Morning Light by Yanni...(Greek Composer) - anyway...me going to go and sleep now...
CYAZ!
~MEI~
Posted at 01:39 pm by meilin
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Saturday, May 21, 2005
Hei, everywan...Was gonna post this 2 joke ages ago....but I didn't have a time...
(second wan is funniest:)
第一。
電腦白痴
電腦公司：你好！我可以為您服務嗎？
客戶 ：是的，我有WordPerfect有問題。
電腦公司：您有什麼問題呢？
客戶 ：我剛剛自已在打字的時候，突然間所有的字都不見了。
電腦公司：字都不見了。
客戶 ：它們都不見了。
電腦公司：嗯，現在你的螢幕看到什麼東西？
客戶 ：沒有任何東西。
電腦公司：沒有任何東西？
客戶 ：螢幕是全黑的，我打的字它都沒反應。
電腦公司：您是否還在操作WordPerfect呢，還是已經離開了？
客戶 ：我要怎麼說明呢？
電腦公司：你可以在螢幕上看到C：\的提示符號嗎？
客戶 ：什麼是"C：\"？
電腦公司：不管它了，你可以看到游標在螢幕上嗎？
客戶 ：螢幕上沒有任何的游標，我告訴過你，
我打的字它都沒反應。
電腦公司：顯示器上的電源指示燈有沒有亮？
客戶 ：什麼是顯示器？
電腦公司：就是那個看起像電視的螢幕，
有沒有一個小光點亮者告訴你它是開著的？
客戶 ：我不懂耶。
電腦公司：那麼，你能不能看得到顯示器後面有一條電源線接在上面？
客戶 ：是，我想我看到了。
電腦公司：太棒了，沿著電線找下去，看它有沒有插在牆上？
客戶 ：有啊！
電腦公司：你到顯示器後面看看，
有沒有注意到有兩條電線插在後面，不是只有一條哦。
客戶 ：沒有。 電腦公司：就是了，我要你再到顯示器後面去找另一條電線。
客戶 ：OK，找到了。
電腦公司：再找下去，告訴我它有沒有確實插好在電腦後面。
客戶 ：我搆不到。
電腦公司：嗯，那麼，你看得到嗎？
客戶 ：看不到。
電腦公司：那麼拿個東西墊高，爬過去看一下？
客戶 ：喔，不是角度不好看不到，而是太暗了。
電腦公司：太暗？
客戶 ：是的，辨公室的燈光全都不亮，
唯一的光線是來自窗戶外面。
電腦公司：那麼把辨公室的電燈都打開啊。
客戶 ：我沒辨法！
電腦公司：沒辨法？為什麼？
客戶 ：因為停電啊！
電腦公司：停…停電？＊＃＠＆＊＃＠……OK！現在開始打包，
電腦公司員工送電腦來時的包裝箱和使用手冊都還在嗎？
客戶 ：嗯，是的，我已把它們收在櫃子。
電腦公司：很好！去把它們拿出來，然後把電腦搬下來包裝好，
就像剛送來的時候一樣。然後看你在那買的，把它送回去。
客戶 ：真的嗎？是它壞掉了嗎？
電腦公司：是的，恐怕是這樣的了。
客戶 ：喔，我想大概就是這樣子的。
那我要怎樣跟他們說呢？
電腦公司：就告訴他們說：『你實在笨到不夠資格擁有一部電腦』
農夫當兵
某國的國防部緊急招兵，一位鄉下的農民也被徵召，軍中給了他們三天的訓練。
第一天教刺槍術，在發刺槍時，發到農夫前一位就發完了，班長就拿了一隻棍子給他， 告訴他：
「當敵人來的時候拿著刺刀說：『這是刺槍，這是刺槍，我刺！刺！刺！......』敵人就會死了。」
第二天教步槍，在發步槍時，發到農夫前一位就發完了，班長就拿了一隻掃把給他，告訴他：
「當敵人來時拿著步槍說：『這是步槍，這是步槍，我BON！ BON！BON！.....』敵人就會死了。」
沒想到第三天TC兩國就開戰了。農夫也只好勉強上戰場，突然，前面來了一個敵人。
農夫就拿出棍子說：「這是刺槍，這是刺槍......」可想而知，敵人當然沒事，
接著，農夫馬上拿出掃把說：「這是步槍，這是步槍，我BON！BON！BON！」敵人依然沒事，
而且慢慢逼近了。
農夫很緊張，想著自己可能要戰死沙場了，對不起家中的老小，正在難過的時候，敵人走到了他面前，並且把他撞倒在地上，然後朝著農夫身後直直的走去，嘴裡喃喃地唸著：
「這是坦克車，這是坦克車......」
- Hahha, I crack up SOOOO much after this joke!!
keke, anyways...take care everywan!:)
LUV ~美~
Posted at 02:33 pm by meilin
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Thursday, May 19, 2005
ANOTHER "ELOQUENTLY SIMPLE" ESSAY! AIYO!
Hei everywan...Hope all is well wif u...I tell u wan thing...all is NOT well wif me...Get this...
Yesterday my tutor went through my report wif me, and lets just say...she wasn't very impressed!!! and I can tell you that I was even LESS IMPRESSED! (I really didn't know that I was doing that bad in those subjects! :o) - anyway...This just means that I have a lot of catchup to do...which would be FINE...IF I had ample time to catchup...I mean...I have sooo much to do...(plz don't ask me why I'm writing this blog...because I can't be doing anything else right now...(hehe...I'm on a BUS what u expect eh?) - Anyway...I have sooo much shit to do...this week already meant to have finish "Heart Of Darkness" for English, that I don't have time to read...Must finish writing my Supporting Study, ALSO for Eng, which I didn't finish yet...and then read my SECOND book for supporting study (which is no less than 547pages!!!! (Aiyo...why must read books huh?;o) - Then tonight I must start and finish my English essay on "Fly Away Peter", which didn't even start yet because my computer had virus...(I swear u cursed my computer Ms TAN!!!:p (kekeke...) - not to mention I have a In Depth Study due in Week 4 for Chinese....that I only write 2 paragraphs for....THEN I have MORE homeworks! Aiyo...what the hell is wrong with YR 12???? Whether I do good this year or not...at least I'll be able to look back on all this (ESPECIALLY DAYS LIKE TODAY!) and be able to say..."WAH LAU...I actually did all that work? WAH....." - seriously...so I must keep telling myself that I MUST do it and that there ARE benefits in the future...(just that I don't know half of them...:(...)
Anywayz...I have wan apology to make today...to 姐姐, I am sorry that I call you so late on Tuesday night...actually now that I think about it I realise how selfish and unthoughtful that was...and I am really really sorry...please don't be mad at me...I really am sorry...and I hope that you accept my apology (also sorry I couldn't send my apology sooner...but I didn't have a time...:S) - OK, luv u 姐...
Ahhh....yeh not much else to say here (yay...3 more stops and I am home!:D - well, at least I can get off, then must walk a while...THEN get to go home and write my essay (YAY)...(my "Eloquently Simple" essay...haha...only two ppl will get this joke...keke..., ok well, cyaz...I'll write again soon:)
~美~
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